Slaaneshi Champion

Emperor's Children Noise Marine, an increasingly confused participant in an increasingly confusing crusade.

= Expand Dorn Crusade =

The Slaaneshi Champion was one of the primary participants in the ExpandDorn crusade, having been one of the Slaaneshi lewding the primarchs before their attacks. His attitude towards friends and foes alike has been jovial, regularly making lewd jokes towards the primarchs, but rarely taking on a naturally antagonistic demeanor.

Changing Focus
The Slaaneshi Champion decided early in the crusade that an all out attack of lewd memes would not be enough to overcome the powerful forces of the Imperium, and thus devised a unique means of attack: In his own words, Slaanesh is the chaos god of excess, but it's not specified what KIND of excess it has to be. Therefore, he took a "kill them with kindness" approach to the crusade, performing charitable acts such as playing lullabies for babies and opening soup kitchens for impoverished imperials to empower his dark god with "excess wholesomeness"

View of The Emperor
The Champion has recently expressed his admiration of The Emperor, stating that he was in fact "more chaotic" that the ruinous powers themselves, going as far as to pledge his sword to "the greatest of the ruinous powers" (The Emperor). It is currently unknown how this will effect his relationship with the Slaaneshis.

Tau Crusade
In recent events, the Champion has joined Magnolia and Ahriman in their crusade against the Tau Empire, bringing with him a speaker the size of a hab-block that just plays Frozen 2 on repeat, to break morale and potentially cause insanity among their foes.